Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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