I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
that is very illegal...i love you.
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