the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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