I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
should my penis look like a turkey
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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