theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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