Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Randomize
