There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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