I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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