How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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