So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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