so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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