ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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