Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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