Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
