I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
