im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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