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i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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