I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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