it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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