if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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