I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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