if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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