You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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