I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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