I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize