Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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