Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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