Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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