yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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