Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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