That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Randomize
