So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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