So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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