Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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