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(248): View more from Michigan

i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle

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(757): View more from Virginia

now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined

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(501): View more from Arkansas

First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

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(630): View more from Illinois

don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.

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(585): View more from New York

Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.

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(773): View more from Illinois

How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?

(224): View more from Illinois

THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.

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