why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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