I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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