On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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