I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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