You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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