I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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