speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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