it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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