Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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