And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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