I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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