I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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