shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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