I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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