if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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