My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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