I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
