No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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